Post by dino on Jun 7, 2014 12:30:51 GMT -6
welcome to my den
" so you have finally made your way into my den. " a fox trots up to you, his smile a sly one. " here, my young friend, is where all our trading will commence. you can give me something and in return i will give you something of my own. now what do we trade here? i knew you would ask that. young, curious minds have a tendency to go straight to the obvious questions. here, my young friend, i will trade you my precious graphics if you give me money. no worries child, i'm trustworthy. my trades are fair, foxes honor" he pauses, chuckling slightly at his own joke. " now let's get down to business. this is what i can offer you : tables, avatars, signatures and chat box icons. " he pauses and leads you over to a series of small brown signs. the first one says :
1. no stealing.
2. for use on this site unless given permission by me
3. be patient
4. try to be polite, if you don't like it just say so and i will fix it
5. i take no more than five requests at one time
6. please pm all requests to me. my username is dino
the second one reads:
he pauses, giving you time to read everything. once you look at him, he begins speaking once more. " do you understand this ? " he pauses, giving you a chance to nod. " very well, if you still wish to request a trade with my then come forward and we will arrange it. if you no longer wish to trade with me, then shoo, i have other business to attend to. " he pauses, waiting for your decision.
if you nod yes, he breaks into a smile and leads you even farther into his den. " very good, very good. one last formality to deal with, just a silly little form to fill out so i can track your order. " he smiles charmingly. " wouldn't want it to get lost, now would we? just fill out this form and sign with your paw print. "
my rules
1. no stealing.
2. for use on this site unless given permission by me
3. be patient
4. try to be polite, if you don't like it just say so and i will fix it
5. i take no more than five requests at one time
6. please pm all requests to me. my username is dino
the second one reads:
current requests
 | request one table for deckofcards work in progress |
 | request two table for winter work in progress |
 | request three type of image for open status |
 | request four type of image for open status |
 | request five type of image for open status |
he pauses, giving you time to read everything. once you look at him, he begins speaking once more. " do you understand this ? " he pauses, giving you a chance to nod. " very well, if you still wish to request a trade with my then come forward and we will arrange it. if you no longer wish to trade with me, then shoo, i have other business to attend to. " he pauses, waiting for your decision.
if you nod yes, he breaks into a smile and leads you even farther into his den. " very good, very good. one last formality to deal with, just a silly little form to fill out so i can track your order. " he smiles charmingly. " wouldn't want it to get lost, now would we? just fill out this form and sign with your paw print. "